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Space Balls

House made dough balls, garlic butter, parmesan, marinara dipping sauce
House Fries

Crispy house fries with ketchup
Garlic-Parm Fries

Crispy house fries with garlic butter, parmesan, and fresh basil
Pizza Fries

Crispy house fries with brick cheese, salami, pepperoni, Calabrese chilis, and marinara dipping sauce
Wings

6 very big wings, buffalo style with our awesome ranch
A Burger in a Pizza Oven

Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, pickles, sauteed onions, and American cheese that we cook, yes, in a pizza oven

Pepps

Ironclad pizza with natural-cased pepperoni
Sausage-Feta

house-made pork sausage, confit onions, feta cheese
Classico Nuovo

with natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta, chili flake
Hercules Hercules

with natural-cased pepperoni, house-made pork sausage, pancetta, Genoa salami
Draco

Pancetta, Calabrian chilis, Chevre
Highway to Hell

ground beef, chevre, fresh habanero, fresh jalapeno
Alpha Centauri

house-made sausage, sauteed peppers, Calabrian chili oil, orange zest
That Sweet Funk

shaved brussel sprouts, pancetta, blue cheese, Mike's Hot Honey
Do You Want More?!!!??!

Lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. Tribute pie to the guys at Down North in Philly.
SUPERNOVA

Pepperoni, Mandola Food Co. Italian Sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers
Cheese

the classic Ironclad cheese pizza
Fresh de Frays

Ricotta base, fresh strawberries, Chevre, fresh basil
A Veg Supreme

confit onions, sauteed peppers, mushrooms, feta, oregano
Ursa Major

Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit
Spinach Artichoke

White pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, and spinach-artichoke-garlic mix

“Mommy, what’s a Funkadelic?”

Tepache, Ilegal Mezcal, lime, pineapple, vanilla
Might as Well

Gin, cucumber, basil, lime, orange, vanilla, ginger beer. A new classic. Want another one? "Might as Well..."
Rummin' with the Devil

Cruzan Blackstrap Rum, Smith & Cross Jamaican Rum, Maraschino liqueur, Yellow Chartreuse, pineapple, lime
Cherry Vanilla Coke

Cherry-Vanilla infused Knob Creek Bourbon, Cherry Heering, Licor 43, Mexican coke
Hellfire Margarita

Blanco tequila, triple sec, agave, lime juice, hellfire shrub
Half Frozen French 75

Frozen gin, lemon, and simple, topped with sparkling wine, dehydrated lemon

Frozen Sangria

Red wine, raspberry brandy, overproof brandy, fresh fruit, frozen
Pamplemousse Paloma

Hornitos Blanco Tequila, pamplemousse liqueur, fresh grapefruit, fresh lime, agave, coconut soda
The Rolling Stones 1972 Cocaine and Tequila Sunrise Tour

Tequila, tropical fruit juice blend, strawberry-pomegranate-cassis jam, mountains of powdered sugar
Matcha Salty Dog

Fresh grapefruit juice, yuzu juice, Roku gin, matcha, salt
Mambo Sun

White rum, pineapple, simple, coconut-lime foam, lime zest
Queen B

Gentle Ben Gin, lemon, simple, creme de violette, lavender tincture, sparkling wine

Nah-Groni

Lyre's Dry London Spirit, Lyre's Apertif Rosso, Giffard Aperitif; a boozeless Negroni!
Sin & Tonic

Lyre's Dry London Spirit, Fever Tree Tonic, cucumber, basil; a boozeless Gin & Tonic!
Jungle Penguin

Lyre's Dark Cane Spirit, Giffard Aperitif, pineapple, lime, turbinado; a boozeless Jungle Bird!
Nah-Garita

Lyre's agave reserva, Lyre's orange sec, agave, fresh lime juice

Barrel-Aged Old Fashioned

Barrel-aged Heaven's Door Bourbon, Turbinado, Angostura
Red Star

Ilegal Mezcal, Dark Rum, Carpano Antica, Aperol, Campari, agave, Hellfire Shrub. Sounds like too many ingredients? That's what I thought.
Barrel-Aged and Beeswaxed Boulevardier

Barrel-Aged Heaven's Door Bourbon, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Campari. Barrel aged & rested on beeswax for a smooth silky finish.
Bijou

Still Austin Gin, Carpano Antica, Chartreuse (because we were smart enough to stock up on it), orange bitters
Felonious Monk

Absinthe, Yellow Chartreuse, Orgeat, lemon, egg white, orange bitters, chocolate bitters, nutmeg. It works shockingly well.

Pickletini

Big giant ridiculous pickletini with kosher dill pickle juice and vodka
Cosmonaut

Vodka, Cointreau, lime, cranberry, simple
Espresso Martini

Haku Vodka, cold brew, simple, coffee liqueur served on silky smooth nitrogen bubbles
An Appletini to End All Appletinis

Vodka, pear vodka, Calvados, Granny Smith puree, lemon, dehyrated apple
Black Lemon Drop Cocktail

It’s a lemon drop and it looks like space. You want it.
MYOM (Make Your Own Martini)

Gin or vodka, vermouth or no, classic or dirty, shaken or stirred, olive or twist

Black Lemon Drop Shot

Vodka, Lemoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter
Soldier's Song

Irish whiskey, Irish cream, drop it in a dark beer
Lil' Flip

Coffee, vodka, coffee liqueur, simple, Flip Foam
Mexican Candy

Blanco Tequila, sour watermelon, Tabasco, hot sauce, Tajin
Green Tea (RIP Liberty)

Whiskey, peach schnapps, lime, simple

Apps & Snacks