Montrose

Mommy, What's a Funkadelic?

illegal mezcal, giffard pineapple liqueur, vanilla syrup, pineapple juice, lime juice, tepache
Might as Well

gin, cucumber, basil, lime, orange, vanilla, st. arnold ginger beer

Want another? Might as Well...
Rummin with the Devil

cruzan blackstrap rum, jamaican rum, maraschino liqueur, chartreuse, lemon, pineapple
Cherry Vanilla Coke

cherry & vanilla bean-infused heaven’s door bourbon, cherry heering, licor 43, mexican coke
Hellfire Margarita

blanco tequila, triple sec, agave, lime, spicy pepper tincture
Half Frozen French 75

still austin gin, simple, lemon, frozen, topped with sparkling wine

Add a floater!

Dr. Chilton

gentle ben vodka, preserved lemon, lemon juice, topo chico, salted rim
Yass Queen!

vodka, fresh strawberries, lemon, simple, edible glitter, sparkling wine. for each cocktail sold, we will donate 1/5 to the montrose center

(large format serves 4-6)
Frozen Watermelon Fresca

aguasol blanco tequila, fresh watermelon juice, aperol, lime, simple
The Rolling Stones 1972 Cocaine & Tequila Sunrise Tour

tequila, tropical fruit juice blend, strawberry pomegranate jellies, mountains of powdered sugar
Matcha Salty Dog

fresh grapefruit juice, yuzu juice, roku gin, matcha, salt
Mambo Sun

white rum, pineapple, lime, simple, coconut-lime foam, lime zest
Queen B

gentle ben gin, lemon, simple, creme de violette, lavender tincture, sparkling wine
Paper Plane

wild turkey 101, aperol, amaro nonino, lemon
Pamplemousse Paloma

Hornitos blanco tequila, pamplemousse liqueur, fresh grapefruit, fresh lime, agave, coconut soda

Pickletini

big giant ridiculous vodka kosher pickle juice martini with pickles on the side
Cosmonaut

vodka, orange vodka, cointreau, lime, pomegranate, cranberry, simple
An Appletini to End All Appletinis

vodka, pear vodka, calvados, granny smith puree, lemon
Espresso Martini

haku vodka, cold brew concentrate, coee liqueur, simple, vanilla-cream foam
Black Lemon Drop Cocktail

vodka, lemon vodka, limoncello, lemon, activated charcoal, edible glitter, black sugar
Martini Vice

strawberry-infused gin, pineapple-infused gin, tarragon-infused vermouth blend, blanc balsamic

Single Barrel Old Fashioned

william price single barrel rye, bourbon, turbinado, angostura
Red Star

illegal mezcal, dark rum, carpano antica, aperol, campari, agave, pepper tincture
Barrel-Aged & Beeswaxed Boulevardier

barrel-aged heaven's door bourbon, carpano antica vermouth, campari. Barrel aged & rested on beeswax for a smooth silky finish
Felonious Monk

absinthe, chartreuse, orgeat, lemon, egg white, orange bitters, chocolate bitters, nutmeg. It works shockingly well

Sure, Why Not?

seedlip grove, cucumber, basil, lime, orange, vanilla, st. arnold ginger beer
Nah-Groni

seedlip grove, lyre's aperitif rosso, giard aperitif; a booze less negroni!
Sin & Tonic

seedlip grove, fever tree tonic, cucumber, basil; a boozeless gin & tonic!
Not a Daiquiri

lyre’s white cane spirit, lime, simple; a boozeless daiquiri!

Space Balls

house-made dough balls, roasted garlic butter, parmesan, basil, marinara dipping sauce
House Fries

crispy french fries with ketchup
Garlic-Parm Fries

crispy french fries with roasted garlic butter, parmesan, & basil
Pizza Fries

Crispy French Fries with melted pizza cheese, Salami, Pepperoni, Calabrese peppers, marinara dipping sauce
Bu¥alo Hot Wings

six very big bualo hot wings with ranch ("breaded" in rice flour, tapioca flour, and corn starch for those concerned with carbs)
A Burger in a Pizza Oven

Bar burger with ketchup, mustard, pickles, sauteed onions, and American cheese that we cook, yes, in a pizza oven

Add fries
Fried Spaghetti Squares

two fried spaghetti squares with vodka sauce, cheese, vodka sauce to dip

You Have to Try Their Salad

romaine, roasted red peppers, artichoke, red onion, cheese crisp, citrus vinaigrette

Add chicken cutlet
Caesar

romaine, parm, croutons, caesar dressing, preserved lemon

Add chicken cutlet
Chopped Cheese

ground beef, onion, peppers, american cheese, paprika mayo
Vodka Cutlet Sandwich

chicken cutlets, vodka sauce, brick cheese, peppers, basil
Eggplant Parm Sandwich

eggplant cutlets, basil pesto, parm, mozzarella, peppers

Pepps

ironclad pizza with natural cased pepperoni
Sausage-Feta

mandola food co. italian sausage, confit onions, feta cheese
Draco

pancetta, calabrian chilis, pure luck tx chevre
Draco

pancetta, calabrian chilis, pure luck tx chevre
Classico Nuovo

natural cased pepperoni, mushrooms, feta cheese, chili flake
Hercules Hercules

natural cased pepperoni, mandola food co. italian sausage, pancetta, genoa salami
Highway to Hell

ground beef, habanero, jalapeno, pure luck tx chevre
Alpha Centauri

mandola food co. italian sausage, sauteed peppers, calabrian chili oil, orange zest
That Sweet Funk

shaved brussels sprouts, pancetta, point reyes blue cheese, mike's hot honey
Do You Want More?!!!??!

lemon ricotta, pizza cheese, lamb sausage, garlic honey, za'atar spice. tribute pie to the guys at down north in philly
Bu¥alo Chicken

spicy pizza sauce, brick cheese, bualo chicken, ranch drizzle
Supernova

pepperoni, mandola food co. italian sausage, mushrooms, onion, peppers

Cheese

the classic ironclad cheese pizza
Three Sauce

pizza sauce, vodka sauce, basil pesto, brick cheese, mozzarella
Fresh de Frays

ricotta base, fresh strawberries, pure luck tx chevre, fresh basil
A Veg Supreme

confit onions, sauteed peppers, mushrooms, feta, oregano
Spinach Artichoke

white pie with ricotta, pizza cheese, tomato, & spinach-artichoke-garlic mix
Ursa Major

fresh roma tomato, fresh basil, roasted garlic oil, garlic confit

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